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Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list?

Chandler: Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and
ah, Jessica Rabbit.

Rachel: Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon, and way out of your league?

Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to
pop out of her head.

    -- David Crane & Marta Kauffman
    -- "Friends" (T.V. Show) ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends )

Erica: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?

Joey: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh,
uh, foodal chokage.

    -- David Crane & Marta Kauffman
    -- "Friends" (T.V. Show) ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends )


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