だまし絵シリーズ

      <jrockway>  btw, feel free to LOL:
                  http://stackoverflow.com/questions/605641/how-to-use-classarrayobjects
      <jrockway>  wow, such concise code
      <jrockway>  and i can FEEL THE SPEED from using arrays
          <rjbs>  bowl full of mush
       <rindolf>  jrockway: there was a discussion about using arrays as
                  objects in module-authors.
      <jrockway>  i read it and laughed
      <jrockway>  (yeah, someone is wrong on the internet, but i don't
                  really care)
          <rjbs>  I use JSON strings as my objects, and define my classes
                  in terms of regexps that pull out the right attributes.
          <rjbs>  It makes the code portable to JavaScript, except the
                  methods.
      <jrockway>  great plan!
      <jrockway>  regexps are fast in perl, because perl is designed for
                  parsing text
          <rjbs>  tx, can I add "endorsed by jon rockway" to my precis?
      <jrockway>  oh yeah
      <jrockway>  i recommend you reverse the JSON first, though, to
                  provide better encapsulation
      <jrockway>  otherwise people could read the objects... and that
                  breaks encapsulation, dontchaknow
          <rjbs>  I use UTF-16 and rot4096.
      <jrockway>  UTF-16 IS TOO SLOW!
       <rindolf>  Heh.
      <jrockway>  i can't believe we are even having this conversation...
                  utf-16...
      <jrockway>  i am never speaking to you again!
               *  rindolf wonders how one can combine JSON with inside-out
                  objects.
          <rjbs>  jrockway: no, no, WITHOUT the bom
          <rjbs>  BOM is what makes it slow.
          <rjbs>  rindolf: sub id { my $self = shift; $json_parser_for{
                  $self }->decode($json_for{ $self })->{id} }
       <rindolf>  rjbs: LOL.
       <rindolf>  rjbs++
         <Dylan>  unicode: somebody set us up the BOM
        <ilmari>  BOM-de-ada
       <rindolf>  Where's the BOM? There was supposed to be an
                  earth-shattering Ka-BOM!
          <rjbs>  I think Iran has it.
      <perigrin>  if it doesn't ... Sen. McCain will introduce a bill to
                  provide them with one
          <rjbs>  give the bom bom bom, bom to Iran
          <rjbs>  funnier if you pronounce Iran properly
      <perigrin>  iran ... iran so far away ...
       <rindolf>  iRack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE
       <autarch>  someone set us up the BOM
 <jnapiorkowski>  I thought all our base waz ownzed or something like that
               *  confound is the king of BOM
          <rjbs>  who's the BOM king?
      <confound>  I'm the BOM king!
           <ubu>  "once i was the King of BOM"
          <rjbs>  hear me now

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