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[Isaac Newton falls off the tree]
Cho-Cho: Did the fall hurt you?
Newton: It wasn't the fall; it was the sudden stop at the end.
-- Tom Ruegger
-- Histeria! ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histeria! )
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.