臨床系の講堂

 <Su-Shee>  2010 is planned more or less as a refactoring year.
 <DrForr_>  A whole *year*? What physical plane of existence do you reside
            on?
 <Su-Shee>  DrForr_: there's also bugs to fix and systems to care for and
            things like that. it's not that we're locked into the closet
            and a year later a new, shiny product is released. ;)
 <DrForr_>  Closet optional.
 <Su-Shee>  I'm not a wonderwoman refactoring half a million lines of perl
            in a week, sorry. :)
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: Chuck Norris refactors 10 millions lines of perl
            before lunch.
 <Su-Shee>  rindolf: hm. that's the reason.. I'm not as hairy as chuck
            norris and I don't have a beard...
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: ah.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: Chuck Norris also wrote a complete Perl 6
            implementation.
 <Su-Shee>  rindolf: I heard, he already wrote Perl 7.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: yes.
         *  rindolf wants to be as awesome as Chuck when he grows up.
 <Su-Shee>  rindolf: I envy you. I'll never be as awesome without a beard.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: heh.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: it doesn't matter if you're rigid on the outside as
            long as you're rigid on the inside.
 <Su-Shee>  chuck norris doesn't make mistakes.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: Chuck Norris corrects God.
 <Su-Shee>  rindolf: I'll apply as his secretary.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: as Chuck's?
 <Su-Shee>  rindolf: yes.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: OK.
 <rindolf>  Chuck Norris doesn't code. When he sits next to a computer, it
            just does whatever he wants.
 <Su-Shee>  I'll tell my boss tomorrow. Chuck is who he wants.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: Chuck Norris is his own boss.
 <rindolf>  Su-Shee: if you hire him, he'll tell your boss what to do.
 <Su-Shee>  good point.

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 <ljuwaidah>  yo ecere!!
       <Zuu>  yay, life :)
           *  Zuu tickles ljuwaidah
           *  ljuwaidah punches zuu in the face
           *  Zuu starts crying :'(
   <rindolf>  Fight!
   <rindolf>  Fight! Fight!
           *  Zuu runs home to mommy
   <rindolf>  Let's get ready to rumble!!!
           *  ljuwaidah punches rindolf in the face
 <ljuwaidah>  for encouraging the fight, that is
       <Zuu>  hehe
           *  rindolf uses his Evil Antlers to summon a squadron of Chuck
              Norrises.
       <Zuu>  oh my!
           *  rindolf unleashes the Chuck Norrises upon ljuwaidah
           *  ljuwaidah uses his anti-chuck-norrise spell
       <Zuu>  those anterls must be the most evil thing in the entire
              universe
       <Zuu>  *antlers
   <rindolf>  ljuwaidah: your spell only works on one chuck norris at a
              day.
   <rindolf>  And I have 119 more.
   <rindolf>  Finish him!
       <Zuu>  i wonder what will happen if one Chuck Norris accidently
              punches another
 <ljuwaidah>  rindolf: then lemme use my duplication spell to make more of
              myself so THEY can use the spell
   <rindolf>  ljuwaidah: heh.
   <rindolf>  ljuwaidah++
 <ljuwaidah>  thanks :D
   <rindolf>  ljuwaidah: two can play this game.
           *  rindolf runs his recursive copying spell making lots of Evil
              rindolf reindeers exponentially.
   <rindolf>  Like Bacteria.
 <ljuwaidah>  darn! i didn't see that coming
 <ljuwaidah>  but you also forgot that if _I_ can duplicate myself then so
              can my duplicates B-)

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